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All 19 game Reviews


The Torture Game 2 The Torture Game 2

Rated 0 / 5 stars

And I am...

disgusted. What would compell you to make such a game. I was very curious when I saw the title (I must admit,) but after just doing one spike I felt sick. I don't understand why people are giving this game a ten when it deserves less than a zero. This game is not fun. It's digusting, unnescessary, violent, waste of time, basically nothing good comes from this. It really is sick. The way that ragdoll hangs up there lifeless is pretty damn disturbing. I surprised there aren't more zero's than there are. This game is absolute garbage and only sick and troubled people can like it. And don't think you're different if you enjoyed this game and you personally don't think you're troubled. Because if you enjoyed this game (tourturing a lifeless and naked body, then I have news for you: you are troubled...

Cmann, if you decide to make another game please don't make anything similiar to this piece of sh** called "the tourte game." Please...and don't ever make a "tourture game 3" because it will be crap just like this.



Brink of Alienation: IV Brink of Alienation: IV

Rated 4 / 5 stars

MUCH BETTER THAN THE OTHER VERSIONS

but i found that when i was in the cave of the first level after killing the boss i accidnetly pushed spacebar in the part where you get the grenade launcher after killing the boss and it ketp throwing grenades even into the next level. i think i was at like negative 47 nades before i just closed the game.



Thing-Thing 3 Thing-Thing 3

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I don't care much for Thing Thing

.......but part 3 kicked some major ass! I absolutely hated part 1 & 2 along with the arena one but I loved this one. I really hoped the game would get better thats why I kept playing the different ones that came out. And finally I have played a Thing Thing that i really enjoyed.



Kill the Emo Kill the Emo

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Ok

I liked this. Cuz I don't like how emo kids are all whinny. But now at my school all the emo kids are trying to listen to hardcore are where camo shorts. WHO THE FUCK WHERE CAMO SHORTS WITH A FROM FIRST TO LAST SHIRT? So yeah. And don't get mad LT. People always consider some music for emo.

FUCK EMO KIDS!


FlaminNinja responds:

lets face it. emo could be country music. its all in the lyrics taht makes it emo! so LT i'm afraid ur wrong. Thanx for the review dude


Special Mission Special Mission

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

GREAT GAME!

I am very pleased with this game. I luv Metal Slug. I wish this game could be multiplayer or co-op online. Really good game just needs the multipayer thing, more lives, and english. Great game.

Oh and maybe more weapons and a downloadable version.



Thing-Thing Thing-Thing

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Pretty good.

This was kinda entertaining. I was starting to get excited when I read that one this about that escaped weapon. I thought I was gonna get to fight it but then the damn game ended. It was a good game but it was too short. Nice work by the way.

O yeah and i agree with that one guy Sanch. Kid_In_Blue_Hatt needs to stfu. Making each fuckin word start with a capital.



Fresh Prince vs. The KKK Fresh Prince vs. The KKK

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Funny stuff!

Damn this was a funny game. It got kinda boring after a while but still entertaining. I liked fighting that boss at the end though. As other people said it would be better if you added more weapons and junk. Overall it was an alright game. Damn funny though.

O yes and Qusia is the biggest confuckled dipshit on Earth!



Sky Boarder III Sky Boarder III

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Pretty damn good....

This was a very good game.
It kept me entertained for atleast 30 minutes.
Anyway keep up the good work.
And are you gonna make anymore games anytime soon?


Micol-Rankin-Games responds:

....Hey thanks for playing Batman. I do plan to make more games for 2005 but no promises. I've got at least 10 ideas for games in paperwork but I want to ensure the same quality product throughout each release.


Poke Porn (game) Poke Porn (game)

Rated 2 / 5 stars

HAHHAHAA

That game was ok, but boring. You have to have some sort of skill to make a game anyway. But, Omegaman12 made me laugh my ass off with his review.

*sigh*



pain-o-matic pain-o-matic

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

That was damn funny!!!!

Yet it was kinda pointless.............
Who fuckin cares!!! That shit was funny!!!!!